Ratchet hair is fabulous in Mamelodi

Ratchet hair is Fabulous

in Mamelodi

Where I’m from hair extensions is not simply a few follicle’s pasted on your head it’s the air that we breathe, a divine design that shows an individuals identity and femininity whether its short or long its what puts a little spark in your step*snap fingers*.

Firstly I would like to know who said more is less? BUMP that! In my hood we don’t believe in such restrictions when it comes to hair extensions ‘MORE IS MORE’ honey. In Mamelodi chicks love their hair extensions especially a black chick. But unlike the other places that have hair extension none of them can do hair like Mamelodi can, RATCHET STYLE. We

Clip it in

Sow it in 

Glue it in

Zip it in

   

Braid it in

I don’t know what that is but they can do that 

to

                   

Like no one in the world

BEFORE WE BEGIN I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR HAIR EXTENSIONS

It’s no secret that Mamelodi is the number one inventor of the most ‘FABULOUS RATCHET’ hair extension styles in Africa honey. How do you think colourful weaves came into to existence? I know what you’re thinking …your welcome. Its mind blowing that some people don’t like ratchet hair extensions ‘PEOPLE!’ ratchet hair makes the world go round without it the world would be an extremely boring place. But don’t get it twisted in Mamelodi we know how to do it right, we do it classy but sassy *snap fingers*. I believe everyone needs some ratchet in their lives especially when it comes to hair so here are a few amazing hairstyles you could try on in Mamelodi, that will even make a hater change their mind about ratchet hairdos.

Sexy hairstyle number one

LOL I’m joking. ‘ARE YOU CRAZY!’ we are ratchet but we are not crazy enough to produce such things unless you want your hair to come out looking like a packet of crayons. Our hair extensions are too fabulous to burn your eyes out like that.  

 AQUA WEAVE

Ladies and gentlemen Mamelodi presents the sexy “Aqua weave” I know what your thinking F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S right? I can proudly say Mamelodi is ‘THE ONLY’ township that can actually create soft blue ombre highlights right Bubu. But here is the cool part…Mamelodi can create this look by using Synthetic hair you don’t need Brazilian or human hair to achieve this look. So broke people we got your back just because your broke it doesn’t mean you can’t look like a million bucks. So there is no excuse for anyone’s hair to look like struggle.

LIES, SLANDA AND PROPAGANDA WEAVE

  This is called the “Lies, slanda and propaganda” weave you know why? Because when people see this hairstyle they can’t believe that green can actually look good on weave without looking like you rolled around in throw up. I bet you never thought Mamelodi could make green look this good huh? The Mamelodi secret to pulling off this weave is….

SWERVE

Pssssh man please. You didn’t really think I was going to tell you the secret? Lmao how about I let you discover that one on your own when you come to Mamelodi nosey.

KILLIN EM BOX BRAIDS

Every black girl knows that box braids have been done for many years and its kind of boring now because everyone does them. But don’t worry ”guuuuuurl” Mamelodi is here to save you from looking like everyone else. That’s why we have come up with the “Killin em box braid” were your braids will not only consist of one or two colours but will have three crayola colours. They could braid it in if you want the basic colours but if your a bit wild with your hair colour Mamelodi salons can dye your braids any colour ‘YOU WANT BUBU BOOM!’ using their secret technique and the great part about it is the fact that the colours give the appearance of a fuller head of hair then the basic black or brown box braid hairstyle.

 ‘SO SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BALD HEADED SQUIRRELS OUT THERE YOU ALL CAN BE SAVED!’

CRAYOLA CORNROWS

Cornrows are back and more ghetto than ever thanks to Mamelodi. ‘Crayola Cornrows’ are a cool way of mixing two totally random colours that no one thought would make sense to transform any basic looking girl into a hip, modern cool girl with the right amount of ratchet on the side ‘OKAAAY’. But you can’t just be anyone to rock this hair do. You have to have a specific face and look. Mamelodi hairstylists have a reputation to uphold they can’t just produce this hairstyle on anybody just for you to ruin their name in public. They won’t front she or he will tell you like it is and that’s what I love about Mamelodi.

RASTA AKA MARLEY COLOURED DREADS

BOOOM! I know didn’t you just die a little because I did. I personally ‘LOVE!’ this hair do. But before you start giving me attitude by saying ‘’Noo but you guys didn’t invent this look though’’ PSSSSSSH I know we didn’t but we made it cooler and better ‘OKAAY’ * snap fingers*. Unlike most salons Mamelodi can dye all kinds of synthetic hair into rich bold rainbow colours including Marley hair extension bubu just like this picture. So you don’t have to use yarn to achieve this look…I know I just changed your life your welcome. 

Everyone has to release their inner ratchet once in while so dare to be different with your hair extensions ‘IM TALKING TO ALL THE BORING PEOPLE OUT THERE!’ playing it safe. If your thinking about putting a pop of colour in your hair remember to keep it sassy and classy but you know the only way to do it right is through the Mamelodi way where they understand that your hair is your identity and beauty.

SO DON’T WORRY GIRL I GOT YOUR

BACK

I thank God for ‘HAIR EXTENSIONS!’ because without them we would all probably look like bald headed squirrels and you know I’m right,

don’t lie.