Ratchet hair is fabulous in Mamelodi
Ratchet hair is Fabulous
in Mamelodi
Where I’m from hair extensions is not simply a few
follicle’s pasted on your head it’s the air that we breathe, a divine design
that shows an individuals identity and femininity whether its short or long its
what puts a little spark in your step*snap fingers*.
Firstly I would like to know who said more is less?
BUMP that! In my hood we don’t believe in such restrictions when it comes to hair
extensions ‘MORE IS MORE’ honey. In Mamelodi chicks love their hair extensions
especially a black chick. But unlike the other places that have hair extension
none of them can do hair like Mamelodi can, RATCHET STYLE. We
Clip it in
Sow it in
Glue it in
Zip it in
Braid it in
I don’t know what that is but they can do that
to
Like no one in the world
BEFORE WE BEGIN I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A MOMENT OF
SILENCE FOR HAIR EXTENSIONS
It’s no secret that Mamelodi is the number one
inventor of the most ‘FABULOUS RATCHET’ hair extension styles in Africa honey.
How do you think colourful weaves came into to existence? I know what you’re
thinking …your welcome. Its mind blowing that some people don’t like ratchet
hair extensions ‘PEOPLE!’ ratchet hair makes the world go round without it the
world would be an extremely boring place. But don’t get it twisted in Mamelodi
we know how to do it right, we do it classy but sassy *snap fingers*. I believe
everyone needs some ratchet in their lives especially when it comes to hair so
here are a few amazing hairstyles you could try on in Mamelodi, that will even
make a hater change their mind about ratchet hairdos.
Sexy hairstyle number one
LOL I’m joking. ‘ARE YOU CRAZY!’ we are ratchet but we
are not crazy enough to produce such things unless you want your hair to come
out looking like a packet of crayons. Our hair extensions are too fabulous to
burn your eyes out like that.
Ladies and gentlemen Mamelodi presents the sexy “Aqua
weave” I know what your thinking F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S right? I can proudly say
Mamelodi is ‘THE ONLY’ township that can actually create soft blue ombre
highlights right Bubu. But here is the cool part…Mamelodi can create this look
by using Synthetic hair you don’t need Brazilian or human hair to achieve this
look. So broke people we got your back just because your broke it doesn’t mean
you can’t look like a million bucks. So there is no excuse for anyone’s hair to
look like struggle.
LIES, SLANDA AND PROPAGANDA WEAVE
SWERVE
Pssssh man please. You didn’t really think I was going
to tell you the secret? Lmao how about I let you discover that one on your own
when you come to Mamelodi nosey.
KILLIN EM BOX BRAIDS
Every black girl knows that
box braids have been done for many years and its kind of boring now because
everyone does them. But don’t worry ”guuuuuurl” Mamelodi is here to save you
from looking like everyone else. That’s why we have come up with the “Killin em
box braid” were your braids will not only consist of one or two colours but will
have three crayola colours. They could braid it in if you want the basic
colours but if your a bit wild with your hair colour Mamelodi salons can dye
your braids any colour ‘YOU WANT BUBU BOOM!’ using their secret technique and
the great part about it is the fact that the colours give the appearance of a
fuller head of hair then the basic black or brown box braid hairstyle.
‘SO SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE BALD HEADED SQUIRRELS OUT
THERE YOU ALL CAN BE SAVED!’
CRAYOLA CORNROWS
Cornrows are back and more ghetto than ever thanks to
Mamelodi. ‘Crayola Cornrows’ are a cool way of mixing two totally random
colours that no one thought would make sense to transform any basic looking
girl into a hip, modern cool girl with the right amount of ratchet on the side
‘OKAAAY’. But you can’t just be anyone to rock this hair do. You have to have a
specific face and look. Mamelodi hairstylists have a reputation to uphold they
can’t just produce this hairstyle on anybody just for you to ruin their name in
public. They won’t front she or he
will tell you like it is and that’s what I love about Mamelodi.
RASTA AKA MARLEY COLOURED DREADS
BOOOM! I know didn’t you just die a little because I
did. I personally ‘LOVE!’ this hair do. But before you start giving me attitude
by saying ‘’Noo but you guys didn’t invent this look though’’ PSSSSSSH I know
we didn’t but we made it cooler and better ‘OKAAY’ * snap fingers*. Unlike most
salons Mamelodi can dye all kinds of synthetic hair into rich bold rainbow
colours including Marley hair extension bubu just like this picture. So you
don’t have to use yarn to achieve this look…I know I just changed your life
your welcome.
Everyone has to release their inner ratchet once in
while so dare to be different with your hair extensions ‘IM TALKING TO ALL THE
BORING PEOPLE OUT THERE!’ playing it safe. If your thinking about putting a pop
of colour in your hair remember to keep it sassy and classy but you know the
only way to do it right is through the Mamelodi way where they understand that
your hair is your identity and beauty.
SO DON’T WORRY GIRL I GOT YOUR
BACK
I thank God for ‘HAIR EXTENSIONS!’ because without them we would all probably look like bald headed squirrels and you know I’m right,
don’t lie.
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